Three mental patients, two loaded guns, one stolen car and a whole lot of trouble… Now there’s a tagline that oughta make you sit up and pay attention. But what does it have to do with survival, you ask?
I think it’s important to know what your true odds of survival are should there be a zombie outbreak. I mean, you want to know if you should fire up the old chainsaw or forget about it and head to the nearest liquor store, right?
Having mad World of Warcraft skills or winning Wheel of Fortune isn’t going to help you in the apocalypse. But when you’re bleeding to death from a gunshot wound or your best friend just severed a limb with a machete, First Aid might come in handy.
While the idea of hiding away like a modern day Grizzly Adams may sound appealing, let’s face it. Your best chance of survival is to band together with others. Particularly those with excellent survival skills, both long and short term. Yes, my friends. Social networking will save your ass.
Especially in a zombie apocalypse.
We all know leather is smexy. Leather pants, leather jackets, leather boots, yes please! But all that letter is good for more than just Harley riding, in a zombocalypse, it might just save your life. Ever try biting through leather? No? Well, next time you see a big, hairy biker, try chomping through his jacket. … More Survival Saturday: The Biker Look Isn’t Just For Bikers
Let’s face it, ladies, if you’ve got anything over B cups, running from zombies is going to be problematic. Even WITH sports bras, some of us still have to hold the girls down lest we end up with black eyes. Imagine having no bra at all! Granted, if it’s a choice between black eyes and … More Survival Saturday: Don’t Be A Boob
For everything you need to know about surviving the zombie apocalypse, read Jacob Plummer’s journal. Or get eaten. Your choice.
In the post-apocalyptic world there are three things worth more than gold, so start stocking up: Cigarettes Chocolate Feminine Hygiene Products You can take that to the bank.
In the apocalypse, bleach is your friend. Think I’m wrong? Bleach is quite possibly the best germ killer on the planet. When the rest of the world is dying slow, agonizing deaths from some hideous disease, smearing their germs all over the place, you’re going to be glad for that gallon of bleach. Best of … More Survival Saturday: Bleach Blond