If you do nothing else today, read this HILARIOUS post by my brilliant writing peep, PJ Jones. WARNING: Do not drink hot liquids while reading this post!

Coming to America

After a nearly six year sojourn in a foreign land, I’m finally settled back in my hometown. It feels wonderful to finally have my own space again. Not to mention a separate work space. It makes me feel all inspired and stuff!

I’m Baaaack!

No, I didn’t fall off the edge of the earth, get devoured by zombies, or abducted by aliens. More’s the pity. No, I just made a transcontinental move, got a tooth pulled, demolished a suitcase, and got kidnapped by rednecks. But that’s another story.