Survival Saturday: The Twinkie Defense

Twinkies are the perfect apocalypse food.

Yeah, I know.  Crazy, right?

They may taste like chemicals, but they’re chock full of calories which you’re going to need to survive.  On top of that they’re light weight, easy to carry, and last pretty much forever.

And when they’ve gone stale you can burn them for fuel or use them as weapons against zombies/highwaymen/aliens.  Get enough force behind a fossilized Twinkie and you’re golden!

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3 thoughts on “Survival Saturday: The Twinkie Defense

  1. But Hostess, the company that makes Twinkies, recently filed for bankruptcy. The daytime tv show I teleprompt for even covered it (like a week or two ago). I was going to provided link to their clip on it, but can’t find it very quickly, so instead, I link to The Wall Street Journal and Huffington Post.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204257504577154402317896574.html

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/11/hostess-bankruptcy-_n_1198789.html

    So, I can’t help but wonder… Will there be enough Twinkies left to supply the survivors of the Zombie (or other type of) Apocalypse?!

    Oh noes!

  2. I tried to post this earlier, but I don’t think I actually sent it. lol.

    Some sad news about the Twinkie solution for the apocalypse. Hostess, their makers, filed for bankruptcy recently. Twinkies may not be in production for very much longer. What’s left may not fulfill the needs of the survivors of the apocalypse. ~_~ooo

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