Survival Saturday: Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse

We all know it’s gonna happen.  We’ve been warned.

And it’s not going to happen in ten or twenty or one hundred years.  It’s going to happen THIS year.

21 December 2012.

Don’t believe me?  Ask the Mayans.  They couldn’t possibly be wrong …

To help you survive the coming apocalypse I will be posting some great survival tips.  Whether the world ends by plague, flood, earthquake, or zombies, it pays to be prepared.

So, here we go.

Survival Tip #1

Get thee a flame thrower.

Whether for killing zombies, burning dead bodies, or just cooking up a nice meal after the electricity goes out, this baby will come in handy in all sorts of apocalyptic situations.  Plus, it’s damn sexy.

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