Time to break out the Pimm’s and celebrate another week biting the proverbial dust. And to get this party started, here’s an epic rap battle: Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven (WARNING: May include naughty language. Also, Justin Bieber’s ass getting handed to him on a platter.)
Think that’s funny? You should have seen Ghengis Khan go at it with the Easter Bunny. But that’s another story …
This week I’m reading Tony James Slater’s hilarious ode to his life in Ecuador, That Bear Ate My Pants (Also available over at Amazon UK.). And let me tell you, it’s pee-your-pants funny. It’s like a travelogue gone horribly amuck. Brilliant.
Torchwood Is Back!
Yes, my friends. After lo, these many years, Torchwood is finally back on our tellys. I recorded last night’s episode, but haven’t had a chance to watch it yet.
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Don’t worry, I’ll get to it. How can I not?
It’s going to be a trilogy. The first one will be titled Dragon Lord, and I think it’s going to be a lot of fun. You know, for an end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it kind of story.
There will be dragons. There will be Marines. There will be swords and magic and mayhem and some hot sexxoring.
But not to worry, I’m still working on The Sunwalker Saga and there will still be six books released over the next year or two. ‘Cause that’s the way I roll.
Happy Friday, everyone! (And save some Pimm’s for me!)